"OH GREAT!" he hollared across the apartment. And then there was a crash.
This dear friends is the conversation I heard between my husband and my scale last night. Can you guess what the commotion was all about? Well, if you guessed he had an amazing weight loss moment... you are WRONG.
Today is the day I have to say my final goodbyes to the enemy I've held dear to my heart for 5 years. Last night this companion suffered a horrible fate.
My scale was squished to death.
I don't really know how to feel at this time. I think that perhaps I am in the denial stage of grief. Please keep me and my flattened scale in your thoughts as you eat your wonderfully scrumptious treats today. Who knows, maybe it'll make you put that treat down. ;)
xoxo~meps. I did get your comment Grandma! It's now posted underneath the "Question and a Vow" blog. :)
2 comments:
My dear friend! Deepest condolences at this trying time in your life. I would like to point out that your scale was just asking for it though. Sitting there on the floor all smug. Daring people to stand on it.
Sigh...I'm afraid it lived by the sword and died by the sword.
Good luck dear.
Hugs!
-Rachel
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA that is so HILARIOUS!!! I want you to know that you have officially made my day and that I am almost rolling on the floor laughing. :)
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