**Friday Loves**

Last week my internet was on the fritz and I couldn't do my Friday postings. I must have gone through withdrawals because I have been on a blogging frenzy ever since. If you've missed a couple it's probably because this is the most I have EVER blogged. EVER. So scroll down and enjoy some others I put up through out the week. (If you have already read them... should I apologize? LOL! Were they interesting at all? Sometimes I worry my writing "flare" is a little too much for conservative readers... and then I laugh because the worse thing I've said is heaving bossom! HAHA!)

So lets continue with what I've experienced and enjoyed- or hated this week!

*Have you ever noticed how your entire bottom fits on the toilet seat?

Yah me neither until it was so big it got stuck!
I love that I can now wiggle my bottom on the potty with out worrying I'll tear the entire toilet seat off.

*I love that I can swim a quarter mile!

I hate that I have to wear a sports bra with my bathing suit- and that Josh won't let me buy a razor back until next summer. :S

*I LOVE BIKING.

I hate that my Mtn. bike has a shock/ spring in the middle of the body of the frame. The entire time I was riding with the triathlon training group I bounced up and down. I felt like an insane dilly bar. (Picture looking at a fat person riding a bike in front of you. Fat butt hanging out and over skinny tires- dilly bar!)

*I love how tan I'm getting.

I hate that I have raccoon tan lines. Those darn sun glasses!

*I love that I feel muscle pain and know I'm building them up.

I hate that it's MY BUTT!!!

*I think it's hilarious that Rachel said I had a saggy butt...

and LOVE that she said I have nice butt cheeks this week!! Woo hoo on firming up the glutes! (Let me assure you this was said in a very funny conversation both times! ;)***Also, did you know they actually make a butt bra? It's to help make your saggy bottom look good. Huh. I was looking for pics and was astonished at what I found. I won't be posting any pics of those sorry!

*I love that I found my collarbones last week!

No hatred- just excitment!!!

*I love that I found my chin this week!!!

I hate that it seems to be longer than I remember!?! Do I REALLY look like Jim Carey?

*I love that my upper waist is looking AWESOME!

I hate that my chest is still so large that you can't tell. *Sigh. Some day.

*I love that I'm getting better at drinking water and am doing good at keeping me and my kids hydrated!

I hate that I ALWAYS have to go to the bathroom! Even Rachel has mentioned that me and my kids PEE A LOT. I mean- every hour to two hours I'm doing the potty dance. It's a little inconvenient when we're out and about for 6 HOURS!!!

And most of all.........

*I don't love but I can tollerate how muscular my arms are getting. (Muscle is definitly better than fat any day!)

I hate that I think I'm developing lop sided. My right arm is firmer than my left... and I'm LEFT handed!?! ...Haha! I'm about as freaky as the weird dude on "Lady in the Water!"

So what about you guys? Do you have any funny things that you've noticed lately?

*All images were found using Google search.