The Chocolate Psalm
From the Book of Nichole,
I do so proclaim!
Everyone eat some chocolate,
Or you will be deemed insane!
Its chocolatey creamy goodness ...
while being oh-so-desired
fullfills one of those fantasies
that has all women hardwired!
Brown, black, and vanilla too-
sugar, milk, silky gooh-
makes my tongue slick with spit
and my heart no longer blue!
So forget all the sinful thinking
when yearning for your treasure,
because chocolate is so yummy,
and healthy beyond measure!
I demand you close your eyes,
and we'll turn away...
so you can eat your treat
and nothing we can say!
Because ... From the Book of Nichole,
I do so proclaim!
Everyone eat some chocolate-
or you will be deemed insane!
By: Nichole Gaertner
SOO... Josh just asked me why I'm talking about chocolate in my weight-loss blog.
Let me tell you... I have been CRAVING this stuff ALL FREAKING DAY LONG!
So why not write about it?
Better than eating it, right?!
....He will never understand.
4 comments:
Haha..that's great!! I too have been craving chocolate and can NOT have it because it makes my little baby sick. No chocolate is worth that no matter how severe the craving!
Dear Nichole!
Your words ring true,
Never more honestly spoken!
Something done...now I rue,
a vow I have broken.
Hannah and I at the table sat,
Working on Brock's flag.
A tasty treat on her place mat,
and a handful left in the bag.
Look Hannah! Look outside!
Do you want to take a peek?
Turn your head to see what I've spied
Keep looking! Ignore my sneak!
A treat! Stolen morsels in my hand!
A daughter ill used yet clueless.
Happily back at her chocolate nips.
Has no idea Mom swiped about 10 chocolate chips.
She looks at me...
I stare at her.
She counts her treats and finds an err.
"Mommy?"
Wait Hannah! It came back!
Look again!
It was a fairy!
No Santa!
A Star! Make a wish!
Get up!
Go see!
But leave your dish...
*sigh* Chocolate leads me to do bad things.
LOVE your creativity!
Hugs!
Haha!! LOVE it!!!!
Everybody is a poet,
let me try and see,
if I do can dough it,
no, I can't, cause
I've got to pee.
The End
Well, I had to find a word that
rhymes with poet and see.
It's not as easy as I thought.
I love you Nichole, we gals need
a nip of chokolate once in a while.
Ha, Ha, Ha. Keep up the good work.
Immer Deine Mutti.
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